Since I'm addicted to stuff that I really want, I must have,
I decided to put all these on my blog!
Yay me!

So the "I must have" today is:
MAC Hello Kitty Collection (L)(L)(L)















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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION." You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL." If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC." Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC." If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT." Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY." Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS." Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM." Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER." This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY." If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE." I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION." Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY." There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION." Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING." You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE." If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP." Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR." When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT." If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS." You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS." Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM." When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25.My mother taught me about JUSTICE." One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

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I was laughing my ass off when I saw this..

credits: 01061987 @ wfl forums


Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?
PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than you finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or? not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are? making love ?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a?glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your brain, use your brainnnnn ................................ you go and dig your nose in front of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!
Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!"?also ah!!! 0 Love & Comments

Who doesn't ?!!!

He is the best looking president ever don't ya think?
Everybody is so happy that he became the president of America,
even though I don't live in America,
Obama is gonna change a lot.
All my respect to him, he is such a nice person!
Oh and his wife Michelle Obama, she is such a lucky bastard..
Not because she is married to the president, No..
because she is blessed by God, He gave her Obama!
Hihihi, now ya'll don't think I'm in love with him..
I just adore Obama!
Just look at them.. Obama and Michelle, Beyonce singing At last,
you might have seen it already.. Don't you think they look cute?!




isn't that cute? whiiih ^-^


kissy wifey! cuuuute!

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Hope all chinese kids get more red envelops! Included me hihi
Anyway, how did you celebrated Chinese New Year?
Feel free to tell me, 'cause you might give me some ideas
how I can celebrate it..
Now you might be wondering, "Then how did you celebrated it?"
Well, I went out to dinner, very simple with my family.

But that's not the only way how I celebrate it,
actually, in the Hague, Rotterdam and Amsterdam (biggest cities of NL),
there will be a Chinese New Year Festival!

I live in the Hague, so wow! I can.. not.
Nop, you've read it very clearly, I have to work in my parents' store.
It's ok, I don't mind, because you migh know how
chinese people do that kind of festivals,
with dragons and lions.. firework..
that will happen in front of our store!
So while i'm selling stuff, I can look out the window,
and still watch with other people, and celebrate it a little.
Yay me!

Anyway, tell me how you celebrate(d) Chinese new year,
and a Happy Chinese New Year!

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Look, he's wearing a Hello Kitty shirt! (L)

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p.s. Yup he's acting really retarded but yeah, he's funny. 0 Love & Comments

Do you ever have a moment, like you have nothing to do,
want to update your blog but you don't have ANY inspiration?
Well, I have.. Right now.
How can I be so stupid, today I was sitting in the metro after school and I was listening to my lovely music,
Britney Spears' new album Circus..
I have to admit, the album isn't bad at all!
So I thought I could put something about her on my blog..
Luckily I didn't forgot that, but there was something that was really bothering me, that I did forgot.. Oh, silly me..
Anyway, talking about Britney Spears huh,
you remember that guy uh.. that Britney fan?
The guy who was crying and screaming "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE".
Well.. If u thought I would say I agree with him.. I don't.
He was a little overreacting.. Just a little.. *riiiight*
Britney is in a good state now (I think),
and her comeback is getting better..
She's been through a lot of horrible things,
and it really sucks to see how she lost the parentship over her kids..
They are adorable! have u seen them already?
If you've been through all those bad things,
why would u else shave your head? well, I won't..
Anyway, I'm really liking a song of her, called My baby..
Really touching (L)
In the music video you see her with her kids,
it's just so beautiful she wrote the song for her kids.
Even though she lost the parentship over them,
I believe she is a great mom.

here is the MV I was telling you about;


And here the "guy" who's screaming and crying for Britney.. If you haven't seen it yet;


thank you for reading, come back soon!
I will update my blog soon again,
with a lot of spam, bullshit and love!

xoxox Lindsay

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Every year when it was my birthday,
I got a birthdaycake.
But when the time came that I had to make a wish,
it was always the same.

"I wish, I will be the happiest and luckiest girl in the world, find love and live like a princess."

My birthday this year came near,
and when the time came that I had to make a wish,
I didn't knew what to wish for.

'Cause God gave me you, and my wish came true, after wishing for 15 years.

I truly love you, and I will let all your wishes come true.

forever and always,

your boebie .


I wrote this letter, poem, whatever you call it, like almost 6 months ago.
Still thanking that I got the oppertunity to learn what love is.
I wished everyone was as happy as I am now,
'cause some people don't get the chance to meet love,
maybe because someone took it away from them,
took the happy feeling away, that you'll need to feel love..

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Feel free to speak!
--->
In my Cbox =]

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Nobody has to know what I mean..
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Yes, I have a new blog again.
Why? I don't know, I just wanted a fresh new start..
Anyway, I hope you will be visiting me sometimes,
to check out my stuff.

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